Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine (1912) (14575294579)

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Title: Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine
Year: 1912 (1910s)
Authors: Baltimore and Ohio employees magazine Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company
Subjects: Baltimore and Ohio Railroad Company
Publisher: (Baltimore, Baltimore and Ohio Railroad)
Contributing Library: University of Maryland, College Park
Digitizing Sponsor: LYRASIS Members and Sloan Foundation



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eet music.—Exchange. A Poor Marksman Sergeant (disgustedly to Private Jones):Stop! Dont waste j-our last bullet. Nine-teen are quite enough to blaze away withouthitting the target once. Go behind the wallthere and blow your brains out. Jones walked quietly away, and a few sec-onds later a shot rang out. Good heavens! has that fool done what Itold him? cried the sergeant, running behindthe walls. Great was his relief when he saw-Private Jones coming toward him. Sorry, sergeant, hv. said apolotrf^tically.another miss.—Boston Transcript. Do you believe there is any truth in thesaying that all things come to him who waits? I l)elieve more things wait for him whocomes.—Houston Post. 75 76 THE BALTIMORE AND OHIO EMPLOYES MAGAZINE Seen in Chicago General manager Galloway recently saw thefollowing sign in Chicago and remarked that itmust have been the work of a hyphenatedAmerican. Can you read it? «J,„ „„ „„ „„ „„ „„ „„ „„ „„ »., m, ... .,„ .,» ucf
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Jh— Forearmed Terence appeared at the club the other daywith a radiant, contented smile. Whats the joke? asked a friend. Well, yez see, explained Terry, OBrienis always slappin me on the chest and breakingme cigars. But Ill be even with him thismomin. How? asked the friend. Oive a stick of dynamite in me cigarpocket, said Terry; Oill fool him thistoime.—Baltimore Trolley News. Wrong Suit But, she objected, youre a Jack of alltrades. Thou art the queen of my heart, he re-minded her, and the queen takes the Jack. Refusing, however, to be impressed withthis argument, the maid insisted on a new deal.—Judge. Bards and Parodies The daily bard, it seems to us,Deserves to have a raise in pay,Who never starts a jingle thus:Maud Muller on a summer day. —Cincinnati Enquirer. How happy all we bards would beIf substitutes for these theyd find us,And also for the parodyOf: Lives of great men all remind us. —Detroit Free Press And then again on blissful dayHow it makes our heart all aglow,